Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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