She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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