how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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