When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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