Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
This baby is an asshole
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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