I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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