butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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