why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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