i need an iv and a liver transplant
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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