I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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