Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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