For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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