Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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