2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
