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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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