im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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