Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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