So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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