even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
