Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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