i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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