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There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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