I'm really into asian looking animals
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
