I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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