I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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