susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
