You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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