let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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