There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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