Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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