Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We just shotgunned beers for America
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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