Nicole vs. Life
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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