New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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