I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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