is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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