I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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