we're blogging at a bar
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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