I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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