maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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