she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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