member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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