It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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