Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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