Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
