feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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