pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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