I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
