and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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