Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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