After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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