My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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